Patty Shambles is an underfed, horribly outrageous writer.
He currently lives in Toronto, although he is usually neither here nor there.
His whimsical prose speaks to the delicate eccentricities unheard since the likes of Vonnegut, Kerouac or Burroughs.
Some will enjoy his nonsense. Some will not. Some, he hopes, will laugh.
Yet still nobody knows who Patty Shambles is.
And some never will.